What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Me : Thank you.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

What if you were the only and last person left on Earth. How will you survive and what would you do with your life?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

How do I know if he loves me? When he wants me to be his gf he make time for me and send me morning and night messages and done everything to melt my heart. Now I am his gf and he don't treat me that way now.

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

I wore a Trump hat to a doctor’s visit. The doctor made a strange comment, he was obviously on the opposite political point that make me uncomfortable. What shall I do on my next visit?

He : Then let's have some coffee

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Does the Hamas charter specifically call for the death of all Jews and the destruction of Israel?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Why do so many FtM people act like MtF people don't exist and what the hell am I supposed to do as an MtF person?

He : I'm 24.

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Me : Because it's month of August.

Why do the majority of feminists hate men (not all feminists)?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

He : Tea ?

Have you ever been physically attacked by a demon?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

My girlfriend lied and said she never gave oral until me. She was very skilled. I’m upset with her lying. Do I dump her?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Should parents force their kids to go to school when they are sick?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Me : Sure.

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

I can’t get any girl I want, but I can just get some not my type of girls, so I feel I’m so ugly. What should I do?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Why is Donald Trump criticized by so many people?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

What is unattractive about a nice guy? Why do some women don’t choose nice guys?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Me : I don't drink

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

I’m wondering about attachment and transference with the therapist and the idea of escape and fantasy? How much do you think your strong feelings, constant thoughts, desires to be with your therapist are a way to escape from your present life? I wonder if the transference serves another purpose than to show us our wounds and/or past experiences, but is a present coping strategy for managing what we don’t want to face (even if unconsciously) in the present—-current relationships, life circumstances, etc. Can anyone relate to this concept of escape in relation to their therapy relationship? How does this play out for you?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

What do you think of Andrew Tate?

Me : No

Me : I don't drink coffee also